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LSD Water

The Legend

Found on the Internet in May 2005

ILLEGAL DRUGS ARE CHEAPER AND MORE DEADLY THAN EVER, AND OUR KIDS ARE BUYING THEM!

A new discovery in illegal drugs is getting more of our kids addicted and causing our husbands to lose their jobs. This is a new process for taking LSD or other drugs and cutting it so that it can be given to many more people but without any decrease in its psychotic properties.

HERE IS HOW IT WORKS

A drug dealer takes LSD or heroine or "uppers" or "squirlies" or any other kind of illegal drug and mixes one teaspoon in a gallon of distilled water. Then the drug dealer takes one teaspoon of the drugged water and mixes that in another gallon of distilled water. Then they take a teaspoon of the new liquid and mix than in another distilled gallon. They keep doing this 80 times.

It seems like there should be less and less of the drug in the water, but the process actually makes the drug stronger! Scientists have checked this by giving people some of the prepared drug to take and asking, "I just gave you a powerful narcotic, how does it make you feel?" Many of the test subjects reported that they felt as if they had just taken a powerful narcotic!

What's worse is that this drug can be sold on the street for about three quarters as much as pure drugs. Our kids are buying tons of it!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS IN YOUR CHILD'S WATER BOTTLE???

If your child carries a water bottle there's a good chance that it might be filled with drugs!!! Does your child go to school with a water bottle and come home with it more filled than it was when they left? Do they act odd when confronted and say the "refilled" it (which makes no sense because the bottles say right on them you can't refill them)? They are taking drugs!

You can test this by taking a very, very small sip from their water. Then think about how you feel for the rest of the day. Anything different? Headache? Tired? Tingling like a foot is asleep? Irritable? Suspicious? If so, you have been affected by the drug. Just think of what a full dose could do!

What will the police do when you tell them about it? NOTHING!!!

According to the "law" these preparations don't count as drugs because standard tests don't detect anything. That is what is so clever! LSD and other drugs are being hidden right in the water! It's like marijuana smugglers packing dope in crates with coffee so that the dogs only smell the coffee. If there's nothing detected, the law says there's nothing there! Justice really is blind!

PASS THIS WARNING TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW! MAKE THE KIDS USE DRINKING FOUNTAINS! IT'S OUR ONLY HOPE!!!


Behind the Legend

The discovery and proliferation of homeopathic LSD in late 2004 led to a whole range of homeopathic drugs in both liquid and powder form. A check with the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms showed that these substances are indeed not prohibited by law. We attempted to contact the American Homeopathic Institute about this, but after having our call transferred thousands of times, we were unable to get any useful information.


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